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Joke of the Day
"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"
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"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."
"Knock Knock... Who's there? To. To who? To whom*"
"A magician says to his wife to 'Pick a card. Any card.' She takes his credit card and leaves."
"What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in."
"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"
"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""
"Not Your Father's Root Beer Me: Hey dad. Is this yours? Dad: No."
"How did Roman magistrates keep fit? Pontius Pilates."
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""