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Joke of the Day

"I recently got a job in the fast food industry, changed my name to Fedora Everyone tips fedora!"

"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"

"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."

"If you can't do what's right you can always do what's left"

"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."

"When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!"