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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion? He was a little shellfish."
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"I lent a friend of mine $10,000 for plastic surgery Now I don't know what he looks like."
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"*holds finger up and chews for like 8 minutes after aunt asks me how I've been*"
"I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure."
"johnny depp looks like the person who does hair and make up for johnny depp"
"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"
"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."
"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"
"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"