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Joke of the Day

"If you can't do what's right you can always do what's left"

"I gave up viagra It was hard at first..."

"What do communists and feminists have in common ... They cannot change anything."

"i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the ""i'm not a robot"" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain"

"Why are bats blind? Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?"

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"How do you get Reddit to go ape-shit? Tell a domestic violence joke."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."