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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Do you know what indefinitely means? Well, if you're nuts are slapping against her ass, then you're in........ definitely"

"If I'm going to have to become a communist... Then so be it."

"Everyone's attacking Rubio, but it's not his fault His aide wrote the same thing on both his palms."

"I'm white, but not have good credit white."

"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."

"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""

"So a hunter walks in to a bar and says, ""Bear with me""."

"How awesome would it be to come home & find Bruce Springsteen sitting on your toilet?"

"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"