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Joke of the Day
"I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz"
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"What do people call their grandmother in India? Naana"
"""Obama Hires Seahawks Secondary to Intercept Citizen's Texts, Emails"" (Just a fake, Onion-y headline)"
"If Catholics are in a demonstration... ... Are they Protestants?"
"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren't there man"
"I don't want Harriet Tubman on my $20's I don't want them to be worth 3/5 of their value"
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob yesterday... and told me ""My God, your penis is huge!"" I replied, ""You're pulling my leg!"""