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Joke of the Day
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"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years.... I don't have 2020 vision."
"Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? Cuz he heard Bush got a Dick Cheney."
"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."
"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""
"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."
"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."