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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird"
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"A man walks into a bar With a piece of asfalt in his hand, goes to the bartender and says ""Ill take 2 beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"It's nice that my vacuum has a headlight just in case I want to clean in the dark or wake my dog up thinking he's getting hit by a train."
"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."
"When two idiots have the same dumb idea... special minds think alike"
"Do a little dance... Drink a lot of rum... Fall down tonight..."
"What did the doctors office say to the hurricane? Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins"
"What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo? a force of habit"
"A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"Interviewer: ""What did you like best about your last job?"" Me: ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""