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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird"
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"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"
"What do you call that gnarly smell around cow pastures? DAIRY-AIR!"
"My opinions are like my bed sheets. I only change them if it helps me get laid."
"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"If you asked everyone in the world whether they preferred bunnies or rats The results would be a little lop-sided."
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"How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof? Exactly the same."
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"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."