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Joke of the Day

"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"

"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."

"What's the safest font? Helmetica."

"Geneticists and Teenage Boys are the same... They both want to unzip your genes."

"I'm beginning to think some of you are not your Avi's, which makes me sad. I thought I had a unicorn and dinosaur friend."

"there's a gang of pickpockets targeting midgets in my town... honestly, how could they stoop so low"

"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"

"What are Tony Montana's favourite trousers? Alpine Chinos"

"I just freaked out! I woke up from a nap to find that my phone and wife were missing. It's all good though. I found my phone."

"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""