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Joke of the Day
"I hate jokes about domestic violence They're too close to home"
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"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"
"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"
"What do you call an indentured servant hired specifically to cut meat for you? A *Filet Minion*."
"I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles."
"How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'"
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."
"[Guy goes on a date w me] Hm not sure if he likes me [13 more dates] Dunno? [Marries me] It's so confusing [Stays w me 30 yrs] How do u tell"