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Joke of the Day

"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"

"Request: biology jokes Hey guys I need some jokes for my biology class to liven things up a bit so gimme your best. ( pick-up lines and puns also acceptable)"

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."

"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."

"The Student Special Okay, so my friend and I went into a Chinese restaurant for lunch. They have student specials labled as K1, K2, K3, and K4. He walks up and asks for a K9."

"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."

"*hands you baby* Here's your Christmas present I got it at the mall but it didn't come with a gift receipt & people may be looking for it."

"Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again."

"Me: Mum was I adopted? Mum: Yes, but they gave you back"

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."