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Joke of the Day

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"

"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow."

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ""If we stand around here long enough one of them will throw some food at us."""

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do"

"So excited for the season finale of America I hope there's another season though..."

"I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible."

"Why was Chic-Fil-A founded? So that the choir boys could get more meat in their mouth besides the Reverend."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? A Pickassho"

"Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you"