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Joke of the Day

"Branson My wife and I went to Branson, Missouri. I think our hotel caters to senior citizens because it had a free incontinental breakfast."

"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."

"Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!"

"If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen."

"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""

"During wartime, the Philippine flag is flipped upside down so the red part is on top The same thing is done with the French flag, but instead they remove the red and blue colors"

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you ..I'd start thinking about you."

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."

"What's the difference between a tea bag and England? A tea bag stays longer in a cup."

"I got catcalled by the garbagemen outside my house this morning... They know a good piece of trash when they see one."