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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"
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"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."
"Before you take advice from me... you should know I walk around my house in my underwear while complaining about being cold."
"What's the famous Confederacy battle cry? We Surrender!"
"What's North Koreas favorite drinking game? Pong-Yang."
"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"
"When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying ""Don't make eye contact with daddy."""
"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."
"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"
"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"