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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
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"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
"First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!"
"I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee."
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