191978
Joke of the Day
"Ants Dancing Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""
Next Joke
"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."
"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."
"A man walks into a library asking for a book... A man walks into a library asking for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you won't return it."""
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."
"This is why I don't tell Math jokes The average maths joke is pretty mean"
"If Lucky Charms are magically delicious... it should be called Ethereal box."
"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."