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Joke of the Day
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
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"Diarrhea must be hereditary Because it runs in your jeans."
"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."
"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."
"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."
"Falling off Bed A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself ""Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"""
"Him: I just had sex with that woman! Me: She's 60. Him: I know. Me: I Hope you used protection or you might have caught osteoporosis."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !"
"[date gets back from the bathroom] those batman toys in the tub are so cute! How old are your kids? ""kids?"""
"What do you call retarded cow thighs? Asbergers"