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Joke of the Day
"Two parrots sat on a perch one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell fish?'"
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"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines. (Stolen shamelessly from Seinfeld)"
"Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?"
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."
"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."
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"I like to think that when Homer Simpson suffers from erectile dysfunction, he chokes his wiener and yells ""Why you little!!!!!"""