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Joke of the Day
"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."
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"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
"Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters."
"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."
"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."
"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?"
"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."
"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."
"Death changes a man My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat."