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Joke of the Day
"What is hard when it goes in your mouth but comes out soft and sticky? A gumball."
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"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."
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"Why Aren't There Riots When White People Get Killed? Because white people have work in the morning."
"If you drop this book in a pig pen what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths."
"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Me: You want to watch a horror movie for Halloween? Dog: Sure, put it on Me: *turns on Dyson vacuum infomercial*"
"Why are there more female than male archeologists? They always want to find a new bone."
"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"