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Joke of the Day

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because he conditioned it."

"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."

"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"

"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."

"Why do so many people in the South get married? Free shotgun"

"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"Where others used to bloat facial features or apply some filters to make someone look ugly. I could proudly boast #NoFilter"