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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 2 Asians playing basketball? Won on Won. 2 Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan. 2 Indians playing basketball: Khan on Khan."

"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash"

"[stewardess] ""Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"""

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"

"How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!"

"Why was Jimmy Glasscock bad at hide and seek? You could always see him coming."

"After a big tsunami in Japan, the Chinese began to hoard soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn't Kikkoman when he's down."

"When a guy texts ""your beautiful,"" reply with ""my beautiful what?"" then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again."

"For the longest time I hated tumors.... but they are beginning to grow on me."