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Joke of the Day
"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac guac"
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."
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"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"
"""Oh NOW Burger King delivers!"" -Paula Deen"
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"I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep."
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"Do you ever have the urge to eat something right in front of you? Anyways, that's how I lost my job as a gynaecologist..."