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Joke of the Day

"""That's Superman, that's Batman, and that's Cyborg. If you won't call them by their names, I can't play with you anymore."" - me to my 5yo."

"How do you catch a unique lion? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame lion? tame way! Zingo!"

"Why should you never put the punchline in the title? Because it ruins the joke"

"Blonde and a Redhead A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"Why is the moon so grumpy? It's just going through one of its phases."

"Why can't muslims eat pigs? Because the Quran forbids cannibalism"

"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."

"He who farts in church Sits in his own pew"

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year."