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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Hospitality and Business? One will help you and the other will help you be an asshole"

"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."

"What's the policy at French morgues? Baguette and tag it."

"Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?"

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."

"Why did the acid perform poorly? Because it didn't concentrate."

"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."

"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"What is the best Cabinet post for Donald Trump? Secretary of 'De-Fence"""