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Joke of the Day
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
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"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."
"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"
"Where do red head pirates come from? IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling."
"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"
"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""
"What do you call a sapling in the military? An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree? Ah forget it!)"
"You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands... For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry."
"I come from a mixed race family... My father prefers the 100 metres...and my mother is Pakistani."
"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."