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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"

"That Russian guy died today.... I guess that's one we can Chekov the list."

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right."

"Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was."

"Beached whale Today I got in trouble at work for throwing water on a lady... I just thought that's what your suppose to do for a beached whale"

"Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was."

"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."

"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."

"My friend used the term ""bad ass"" for diarrhea. ""You're badass."" ""I'm... diarrhea?"" ""No I meant you are the shit, man."" ""WHAT???"""

"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."