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Joke of the Day
"My idea to call our weekend bicycling group the ""Pedalphiles"" was not well-received AT ALL."
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"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."
"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."
"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."
"The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking."
"Man of Steel question. When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be? Liberace?"
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
"When I die, I hope it's in a women's dressing room because if I become a ghost, that would be AWESOME!"
"If ur late to an appt, just tell them u had another one, but were on time to that one. That way they associate you with punctuality"