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Joke of the Day
"Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel."
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"Need some adultish-humor. I have a girl I like, and I want to make her laugh. What are the best jokes you guys can think of to make a dirty-minded teenage girl laugh?"
"Samuel L Jackson got into an argument with an Ethiopian... I heard him screaming ""Food, motherfucker! Do you eat it?"""
"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."
"A fun thing to do is comment ""that ain't the girl you were with at the bar the other night"" on all my married friends Facebook family photos"
"How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses? They're both tight in the temples."
"I avoid making friends by being honest with people"
"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because they make up everything"
"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"