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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"
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"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."
"What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."
"My wife was cremated after her death. Also during."
"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"
"You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying, ""I just find it funny how..."" because there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny."