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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"

"Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder."

"""Nutella causes cancer"" says one scientist with his mouth covered in chocolate. ""Send your jars to me and I will dispose of them."""

"Stop! This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar"

"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."

"The reason we only have 1 moon is because if there were 2 they would look like a big pair of titys & everyone would die of horneyness"

"A man steps into an elevator with a woman inside... He asks her, ""Can I smell your feet?"" She responds, ""NO!"" He says, ""Oh shit, then it must be your pussy!"""