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Joke of the Day

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"

"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."

"A 90 Year Old Holocaust Survivor Told Me This One... ""Don't you think I have anything better to do than give 20 people on Reddit the same joke every day for the past 2 years?"""

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear"

"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"

"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"

"They say that blondes are dumb, but I've gotten a brunette to marry me too."

"Did you hear about the homeless artist who got turned down in his submission for a classic string toy rebranding? It was a no-go hobo yo-yo logo."

"Why did the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to Twinkle."