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Joke of the Day

"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."

"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"

"if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver"

"Did you hear there was a sequel to The Boy in the Striped Pajamas where he visits Charlie in his chocolate factory? It's called the Gas Elevator (I know I'm going to hell for this)"

"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."

"A 64 years old male tourist swept away in Amazon river, where did he end up? Local Brazilian newspaper..."

"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."