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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"

"Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password"

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."

"Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had an albino child? It was a case of two Wongs making a white."

"(After you win something, say this to the loser). You're like an Italian man with his foot in his mouth (Italian accent) You tasted defeat."

"What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? *Shady's back* "

"Egyptian 1: Hey did you just fart? Egyptian 2: Yes Egyptian 1: Please don't do that again it absolutely sphinx."

"Here's a handy trick. When people are talking to you, nod and think about other stuff."

"Getting carried away is usually fun, unless it's by a truck."