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Joke of the Day
"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle. He just didn't have the balls to do it"
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"What do you say to a black guy selling drugs? *""Hello, mr. pharmacist.""* What did you think it would be, you racist?"
"So I was wondering whether any of my friends could possibly teach me quidditch... ...and then I thought, ""wait a minute, I know one. Oliver would""."
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !"
"Man boobs, man perm, man purse. If you have to identify something by saying the gender, it probably shouldn't exist. Sorry if this is a bad joke I just got bored watching the WNBA."
"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"
"If I was a transformer, I would turn into Megan Fox's vibrator"
"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."
"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."