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"I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career."
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"Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars? Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop."
"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."
"A man walks into a grocery store. Asks for a pound of tomatoes. The grocer says, ""we call them kilos over here."" The man replies ""fine, a pound of kilos then."""
"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."
"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."
"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."
"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"
"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."
"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."