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Joke of the Day
"I don't know how many problems I have... ...because math is one of them."
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"Kleptomaniacs really don't understand jokes Because they always takes things literally."
"[wipes brow] ""Finally finished YouTube."""
"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"If I say ""Bloody Mary"" three times in the mirror in the dark I get a free drink, right?"
"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"
"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"
"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."
"Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball? All those spikes hurt his hands"