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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it... when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it."

"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."

"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"

"The perfect knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."

"I'm not sure where I stand on abortion I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice"

"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"

"""10 Things I Hate About You"" is my favorite movie that sounds like a bitter Buzzfeed article"