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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
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"I asked my dog if he'd ever heard of Pavlov He said, ""I can't say for sure, but the name rings a bell."""
"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"Last night, a guy tried to stab me with a butter knife He said i was toast."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno buisness. ... I'll let my self out."
"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"
"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."