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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who burped at the big bad wolf? A: Little Rude Riding Hood!"
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"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."
"We always think the style we're in now is fine yet we always look like idiots 10 years later. How do we learn from this?"
"Why can't java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse."
"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."
"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."
"There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure."
"Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back."
"Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*"