191671
Joke of the Day
"What do you call an owl escapologist? The great Hootini"
Next Joke
"I've had to break up with my imaginary girlfriend. I've started seeing someone else."
"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."
"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."
"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""
"Kylo Ren: I can't read your mind! How are you resisting me?! Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape."
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"
"what do you call an italian whore? a pastatute lol"
"Just choked on a apple... Bet a brownie wouldn't have done that.."
"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."