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Joke of the Day

"Just watched an Asian toddler make a fully functional iPhone out of a piece of cheese and some copper."

"""You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have."" -Maya Angelou"

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? For fingering a minor."

"The pub manager is showing the new busboy around the kitchen, when they come to two doors. The busboy asks, ""Which one is the 'in' door?"" ""Let me show you"", says the manager, and 'e walks in."

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"Mom filled up the refrigerator ... we could say that it had a pretty productive day."

"How much coke DID Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."

"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler Boy, did I wake up exhausted!"

"What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days."

"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"