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Joke of the Day

"Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, ""How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."""

"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"""I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!"" - revolutionary shorts designer."

"My life That's the joke."

"Why you never mess with imported ants? Because they are **important**."

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??"

"""Take the wheel Harry!"" said the nervous lady driver. ""There's a tree coming straight for us!"""

"If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?"