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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."
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"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
"My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*"
"I like my women like I like my steak Dead"
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire."
"How does Albus get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble-door"
"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."
"When a roofer works pro bono... It's on the house"
"Why do black people go to church? Because the father is actually there."