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Joke of the Day

"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""

"The 70's called. They built a time phone."

"Hey there.. Hi.."

"When I was 16, I thought I could slam and lock my bedroom door in the house my parents paid for. So they took my door. That's 80s parenting."

"Some people should come with subtitles."

"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."

"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards off the boat, and into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd fall into the boat."

"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."

"What should we name this ancient Japanese throwing knife? A: Let's just name it the first thing that comes to mind, think you can handle that? B: Sure I can."