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Joke of the Day
"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."
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"What is this superb owl of which you speak?"
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"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."
"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"
"People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization."
"Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels"
"Why didn't the people in the movie Armageddon just hold up a big sheet of paper when the meteor was coming? Paper beats rock..."
"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."