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Joke of the Day

"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear... Would Greece Help?"

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"

"Arguing on the internet is like the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter if you win you're still retarded."

"Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)"

"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest? Alien vs. Predator"