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Joke of the Day

"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."

"what does a son tell to his mother when he's leaving his house in India? Mumbai"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The reception was great!"

"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"A choir director addresses her students Choir Director: I have your audition piece in three different keys. Student: Does that mean you can open three different locks?"

"What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"Why do black people have big nostrils? Because air is free"

"Teacher: ""Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?"" Student: ""A heart attack."""