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Joke of the Day
"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."
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"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"Today TO DO list: 1) vacuum huge spider in living room 2) panic 3)throw vacuum cleaner outside 4)buy new spiderless vacuum"
"So Hitler is working at a bookstore and I go up to him and say, ""Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"" He replies, ""Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."""
"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."
"Ice is a lot like girls They both get wet when you eat them"
"I walk around with mentos in my ears so everyone thinks I have an iphone 7."
"hehe everyone thinks I'm reading something on my phone but really I'm trapped in the prison of my own mind"
"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."
"I really hope that death is a woman. That way it will never come for me."