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Joke of the Day
"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"
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"Why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"
"What is Hellen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News."
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
"Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia? Because he was Snowden"