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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a three legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a two legged cow? Your mom."
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"Why do tweekers do it doggie style? Son they can both look out the window."
"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."
"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"
"A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum... ...so the bartender asks him ""Hey man, what's the matter?"" The physicist replies, ""Everything."""
"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."
"Shoutout to Amy Winehouse She's been drug free for 5 years now"
"totally original joke/first post: What do you get when you play a Frank Sinatra record at twice the speed? ""Shrank Sinatra"""
"I used to work in a mental institution, but I kept getting blood all over my hands. *menstrual"
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"