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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."
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"Whats green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea!"
"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."
"Facebook: Hate people you've met. Twitter: Love people you haven't."
"Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism... Om......"
"Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X."
"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."
"Am I gay? Damn straight I am."