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Joke of the Day

"My dog stared at me for 10 minutes. Then, like magic, I knew he had to poop. And now, I have my own psychic show on A&E.;"

"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"

"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"

"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"

"My Ex is married now with a baby. What kind of idiot marries a baby?"

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"

"I think Argentina is quite capable of deciding who it wants to cry for. Stop being so bossy Eva."

"What does an omnipotent God do with his penis? Fuck all."

"What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts."

"A Volvo runs over a Nokia... ... the world explodes."