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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Giuseppe went to the bowling alley last night? Ebola perfect game!"

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."

"Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."

"Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? After the ring, you wake up!"

"What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor."

"Not only is my short-term memory horrible... So is my short-term memory."

"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."

"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"

"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."